Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Old dog, new tricks
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Fortunate Son
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?
CRrawsum 7
Atleast she got you something...
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CRrawsum 7
Atleast she got you something...
EvilPotato 15
OP got a boner when he looked at that.
DropDead77 11
I hope it got autographed..
urdirtyolduncle 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's a glamour shot? Can someone please not tell me and thumb me down?
ThanksKarma 0
Be glad that she got you something. To show that you really care for the gift have it framed and give it to her for Christmas.
theten_fml 9
use it to scare the mice away!
angel55033 12
not tell you and thumb you down? lol that made me giggle :)
sourgirl101 29
"Glamor Shots" is a photo company that not only takes your picture but they have outfits to choose from and they have people there that will do your make up for you. My mom did it once and she looks like a completely different person in her picture.(:
ShyAnn29 15
I've had some done, they do your hair and makeup and you pick the different outfits you want, it's pretty cool, I could change my picture to one if you'd like to see what it looks like
manMadeFAIL 7
"fancy"
ShyAnn29 15
there I changed it to one of my glamour shots
ColdplaySucks 18
what a shitty present. I'd rather receive nothing than some crappy glamour photo.
97currie 0
is she hitting on him, or is she just weird?
schalk 12
@ number 16 - it's a nude/ semi nude photo but done tastefully, so it's not called ****
swimchica22 0
here's an idea..sell it.
nadyy14 8
dirty minded. it obviously shows he ain't so thrilled that he got that as a present.
spazz666 18
You don't want us to tell you? You just want to be thumbed down? Well... If you insist...
ghm1234 0
a present is a present. a crappy present at that but a present.
IhazHappyFace 0
go buy yourself something.. with her money
Jacobt24 19
She could've mixed up the presents for the OP and her husband by mistake
NuTrees 9
that makes alot of sense! I think you've cracked the code!
theten_fml 9
give it to her for her birthday!
iluvhobos 5
Exactly, at least she got you something, no matter how stupid.
marinus_fml 20
Alright? how would you like it if someone bought you proactive, a gym membership, teeth whitener, and possibly some deodorant. would you still think "at least I got something, better than nothing?" note, I'm not saying you need any of this, just a way to make my point clear.
hey_its_kristi 0
I'd rather have no present than a present I hate...
garrettsgirl 0
#20 is right, getting gifts that imply something toward you in a negative way isn't really a gift worth getting. sure u got something but did u really want it?
shutupYDI 4
it's the thought that counts.
IamVexatious 0
i highly doubt that OP would like the tought that was put into this =D
a_nutritionist 10
if someone got me those things id be quite happy...theyre pretty much what ive got on my list for christmas this yr... everyone could do with whiter teeth, and i cbf getting it myself since i cant validate it enough to do it and would be somewhat embarrassed extend my gym membership, hell yeah, those things cost hundreds of dollars deodorant, well, im running low.
RedPillSucks 33
Some people get gifts without any thought at all. My next door neighbor once gave hangers and a pair of (kid size) high heels for my son's birthday party. WTF? Basically it was stuff she was throwing away from her daughters kiddy modeling days. Ofcourse we never spoke to her again...
iluvhobos 5
But, if you got a glamour shot from your mother in law wouldn't you think of it more as just a silly, humorous gift? my ******* god.
hthelittleone 10
A shitty gift is a shitty gift hobolover. I don't mean shitty as bad quality, but as the selfishness of the gift. "My ******* god"--you act like you're such a good person, but then throw this out there... ?
ginormica 0
kinda mean but totes true
166324 0
so why am i supposed to message you ;)
Freeze_fml 17
I got Proactive for my birthday. Damn.
Ruff_fml 3
She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?
duckiecrazy 0
you never know... she could be a milf
cody402 7
the fact that he posted it on here means not plus it's a mother in law no mother in law is hot
MrSassypants 34
yeah totally 50. Think you wife's mother is hot. That's a good marriage I see there.
RedPillSucks 33
MILF Mother In-Law is Fat ??
Saltime 0
No, MILF = Mom, I Like Fries.
coolkid_matt 11
That's just a tad on the weird side..
ImaginaryFoe 1
Unless it's retaliation for the pic of the grandkid he gave her for Christmas.
lalalara 4
thats sad
DropDeadSerena 0
Hey,its better than nothing i guess
GigaPudding_fml 24
Is your mother in law your daughter? No but seriously, it's the thought that counts!
NecroParade 3
And... How was it a good thought?
relyo 0
Target practice. Or a dartboard. I'm sure you can find a use for it.
BADDiam 4
or put that pic on top of ur head like 9
SGT_DBL 15
Reminds me of an old episode of 'Married With Children' where AL would carry around a photo of his mother in law. Whenever he needed to resist the urge to have sex he just looked at the photo and BAM, problem solved.
frankgrimes 4
haha that was some funny sheet! al bundy is hilarious