Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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shmunk 0
wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.
ptrek85 0
FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.
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Comments (116)
420hiadventurer 0
YDI, don't be so ugly.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
@61 - that's an urban legend. Shaving does not make it grow back thicker.
stephfml 0
ok here is a serious suggestion, because shaving and waxing will just make stubble--everyone who suggested that is an idiot. Get it lasered off. pricey but permanent.
mercedeslove 0
Bash his face in for being a rude prick
k_li 0
#13, thats just ****** up . .. and #63, yesss it does make it grow back thicker. have you ever shaved your legs? yeah, bet you haven't or else you'd know. just buy nair it or something, idk . ..
kellster 2
Wax, do NOT shave!!! Unless you want stubble. Everyone's fave, female facial stubble..
damnn_it 0
why don't you get it waxed then?
Sporkiness 0
@63--Sure, you've got the same amount of hair, but it's more noticeable. It's prickly, it sticks out more, and it appears darker.
adam2 0
To 39 and 48..she didnt know it was there till now. And you can just bleach it...all people (men, women, girls, babies) have hair there...its on most of your skin even if its almost impossible to see... just when it gets dark/long/thick it is noticable.
shmunk 0
63 is correct. im an esthetician, and it's an old wives tale. hair growth doesn't change due to shaving. if it did, wouldnt people going bald only have to shave their heads to get their hair back? the only reason that myth exists is because after you shave you are feeling the cores of your hairs grow back, which feel thicker than when hair is grown out completely and you feel the ends. don't shave your face though. wax or laser. that's it.