Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.
TheCarChanel 0
Did u grab the unopened one
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Comments (126)
rammy125 4
Maybe you looked thursty on a hot day? Was it at least chilled for you?
raraisbang 12
*thirsty
vocaloidtiger 12
Grammar Nazis, unite! :D
igive 29
They get credit for capitalization and punctuation. :)
vocaloidtiger 12
Well hey, on the bright side, free soda!
ajourdhui 0
what assholes! ):<
linkinpark98 24
OP did get a free soda...... Better than paying around 5 dollars for one at some store.
kodyrsswanson 6
Who pays 5 dollars for a can of soda?
emeraldisle 30
What a waste of a perfectly good soda.
nado13579 12
Waste? OP may have picked it up and had it for himself :D
Kog_Hiro 17
That's what we call a redemption shot.
pinkpixie06 11
Look at the bright side...at least you didn't end up covered in sticky soda...
DocBastard 40
Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.
Kog_Hiro 17
*slow clap*
KM96 24
It was really well done though!
vocaloidtiger 12
Best. Story. Ever. *-*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...SunDrop it like it's hot.
GirlOnFire143 6
Geniusssss.
hama806 19
Bravo! Standing O!
IMCustom 4
Lol nicely done.
coolbeansbruh 13
Seriously rn? There's no need to overreact. It's probably just some idiot kids being dumb. Watch out for them yes incase they come back to throw more cans but don't completely freak out and think they're out to get you.
mazio09210517 5
haha! I'm sorry op! I wonder what you did to attract this unwanted attention. :)
I_Punch_Babies 7
its not like you got hurt op. after all it was a soft drink!
LadyClarik 8
Pick it up and hurl it back at their punk ass!