Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.
TheCarChanel 0
Did u grab the unopened one
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Comments (126)
gman90210 18
Why would they do that ? Unless they are bullies or you did something that pissed them off. Anyway hope your ok and report to police for assault.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, at least the one that hit you wasn't open, so you weren't also drenched. Still, ouch! That sucks! Crazy people...
ouimetnick 10
Was the OP picketing a funeral or something? Part of the Westboro Baptist Church? Then you deserve it. If not, that fyl.
Error504 6
On the bright side... Free soda. :D
SILVERSTAR_6 17
I'm weak at the fact that they actually took the time to turn around and throw another can of soda at u lol....but if I were u I'd take it and drink it.
acetheone 8
maybe they didn't throw it at you, but to you. fyl.
Vk1 0
I would've memorized the tag number, went home, found the registered owner of the car, went to his or her house, knocked on the door, and beat the hell out of whoever answered the door.
eabaker31 0
Were you wearing something offensive? Why?
pwnman 33
First you say "someone", now "they"?
Cathrin 26
"They" is commonly accepted and used as a gender-neutral singular pronoun for when the gender of the subject is unknown, so OP's usage isn't incorrect.
maximesmiles 1
At least it was a soft drink! ;)