Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
AnnyAnarchy22 0
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Comments (460)
jakk13 0
tht sux
imac619 2
Hah it's what you get for being souless creatures of satan.
illmatic2 16
Wear a cup.
oceanblue12188 0
OP is female...
Troll1 0
a-cup?
PurpleWaffles 2
ahahaha!
ScaryyMary 14
*obligatory response involving mushrooms*
rachelzd 0
hope they enjoy the possibe suspension that comes with this :)
GINGERSAREAWESOM 5
shit... im a ginger too... (hence the username)
sparxva 12
If they try that with me I would have a friend record a YouTube video called "Ginger Snaps" and the first person dumb enough to kick me would become an example to the others.
kindlystfupls 0
lol that's awesome. I'd watch and thumbs up that video
missjessicaaaa 0
GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS
honeybadgerdontc 0
you're a biiiiiiiitch
Troll1 0
not.
FieldTripX1013 0
Your mom has no soul.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi