Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
AnnyAnarchy22 0
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Comments (460)
brianjman14 23
That's not fair. The REAL Kick a Ginger Day is on November 20th (which by the way, was a Saturday). My friends said they were still going to kick me on Friday, so just do what I did OP. Skip school that day. It's fun! :D
xoxchelaxox08 17
You look high as **** :)
brianjman14 23
I kinda wish I was high as **** right now. :)
ImTheAlpha 30
You really dø look high. O.o Lol.
skyeyez9 25
You and the other ginger can start a "If you kick me today I'm gonna **** punt or split ball sacs open with my steel toe boots day."
the_undead 11
KICK A GINGER DAYY :D <3 gingers have no souls !!!! [dead serious face]
Justine94_x 31
Sucks to be you.
skyeyez9 25
I personally think having ginger hair is exotic, It's not very common. And the gingers I have met all have pretty green eyes. Which is also relatively rare.
RinaRina 9
thank you :D i have green eyes and red hair originally :D
yesiyes 0
ur SCREWED
ciaraoh1 0
they kick because they are jealous. redheads are the best. :)
sublime420 11
Oh, boohoo. Learn to take a joke. And a kick.
iluvmemicookies 0
yeah is there a way to subscribe? This guy is hilarious in all of his comments.
monster5rawr 0
thanks for warning me that cause I'm a Ginger too and I know how you feel
BoyceyBoy 3
I'm a fellow Ginger, bring your knife, and your pepper spray to school, should keep you safe. Also, print a batch of easy-fill restraining orders, to be on the safe side. :) P.S: Don't take this seriously. :P