Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
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Comments (460)
ChloroformPanda 21
inb4 YDI for being a ginger Pillow + Duct tape = Butt-cushion. Also, don't turn your back on anyone... might save you a few bruises. o.O
chaywood13 0
or just beat the crap out of anyone who kicks you.
justhadtosaytht 0
Or...heheheh, go to school in your skiing boots or snowboarding boots, and let them have a taste of their own medicine >:D
DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
princess_patches 2
agreed
leprachaun405 0
you know DocBastard, I do believe your comments on FML posts make my day pretty much everyday. You sir know have yourself a fan! is there a way to subscribe to your comments?!?! lol
leprachaun405 0
*now
Fohz 9
D) Wear steel toed boots to school and kick the crap out of anyone who touches you.
OCDC 9
D) Get money. **** bitches.
goaliemkl123 8
you used D twice
jazziness 12
that school is weird my school has hug a Asian day or hug a Jew day
AriTheAirhead 10
my school had hug an Asian day. that was very...bothersome. too many random hugs.
x21_Gunsx 0
my school recently had Hug A Mexican day... o.O so many random hugs from people I don't know.. D:
gleefan116 0
my school had hug a **** day lol. me and my gay best guy friend got lot of hugs from people lol
pugpuggy 21
My school had a box a blond day. Ouch!
bigadam 0
umm if ur a ginger y wud u make that facebook page? are u retarded?
fmlwinnn 0
are YOU retarded? she didn't make that facebook event. read it carefully.
ChloroformPanda 21
Yes, because if you actually read the FML, it says they made the FB page themselves. Oh wait...
fmlwinnn 0
I was talking to 17, by the way.
jbsington 8
actually, you've all been duped: the FML says "someone" made a group to kick a Ginger tomorrow; and the OP's username is indeed, "Someone". thus, he is the one who made the group.
WeeWizeL 0
Ding, ding, ding, ding! Correct!!
lissalove17 8
Oh, the irony...
RemusJLupin 8
you're dumb
jmac317 0
gingers.... thats all i have to say
justinmick 0
Gggggiiiiiinnnnnggggggeeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!
DarkestPast 0
people can be so cold, personnally i think gingers are just too awesome
mcintosh123 15
Nice shirt I have spongebob boxers :D
Hayman68 4
i have spongebob slippers
Jackmangold 0
I have spongebob.
lolwutdino 9
Gingers have no soul's..
lolwutdino 9
what I said wasn't even that bad? |: oh well.
mee14 0
Don't go to school. :)
WeeWizeL 0
Thanks for the great advice.
Talian_fml 4
I bet there would be an uproar if there was a "Kick Someone with tan skin day" or some other genetic feature. Leave ginger people alone, they're normal humans like anyone. And treating them badly just because of their natural appearance is just a shitty thing to do.
ChloroformPanda 21
No one's saying that ginger kids are inhuman parasites on the waking world, and terrifying beings of horror from nightmares. No need for a rant on morals.
mozeltov 7
they have no souls, your argument is invalid
Proudmary 2
You would really hate being a Jew is being ginger pisses you off so much...
mozeltov 7
they have no souls, your argument is invalid
mozeltov 7
^quoi?
Justine94_x 31
I agree. I hate people who stereotype gingers, I've dated a ginger before, I've got a few ginger friends and they're all perfectly nice. Stop judging people on hair colour.