Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, we were talking about discrimination. I shared my story of being denied housing and a job offer because I'm trans. Some doofus tried to compare it to the time he was denied a car loan due to not having credit history. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML
Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
Today, one of my classmates put hand sanitizer on my seat. I took one look at my seat and said, “You honestly believe I’m going to fall for that?” I then got laughed at anyway, because I’m disliked enough for them to do that. That’s right, I get bullied for being bullied. FML
Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML
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Top comments
katplayer 4
I'm sure it was what you were thinking. ... Honestly, though, I've always wanted red hair. It's so nice. :)
LemonStarship 5
Don't lie to yourself...
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katplayer 4
I'm sure it was what you were thinking. ... Honestly, though, I've always wanted red hair. It's so nice. :)
ravensunnyd 0
lol gingers make me laugh :)
MonaLeFae 0
oh god i agree...i love some red headed mens!!!!
ChubbyCake 5
Haha I was reading this FML while being on the phone and I laugh so hard that I scared my buddy. OP, want a cookie?
CaptSkippy 9
gingers don't have souls!
zp5 4
people that are saying gingers don't have souls, you are the ones that don't have souls. dicks. op your teacher must suck.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I personally have a Ginger wife who I love very much but deep down inside me every time I see her I feel the urge to punch her in the face. Gingers give great bj's though feels like you're d*ck is burning :)
zp5 4
46 what the **** is wrong with you?? keep your ****** up stuff to yourself.
neversayYES 0
NINJA GINGER!!!! (:
Mehness 0
27 - Don't worry about 11, Ignorance. She meant to say "necked" instead of "headed."
pooper19 3
46 ^win^ hilarious
neversayYES 0
hey, uhh 58 .. you wanna shutup ?
pooper19 3
hey uhh 65 u wanna blow me
KingDingALing 9
Sounds like some people here have a fetish for girls with red hair... Who wants to know my fetish?!...Nobody? Shit. :(
princess_patches 2
46 wow um why on earth would you even think that about your wife? thats messed up
KingDingALing 9
:O I thought it was a secret! ****!
TheSnakeDoctor 0
#76- Is it by any chance a fetish for gingers? Because if so that can also be categorized as **********.
KingDingALing 9
Just because two dogs are humping in my profile pic, does NOT mean that I like **********! Although, I am rather fascinated when I see KaySL slip something into my drink...
TheSnakeDoctor 0
What does she slip in it? A puppy?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm a lesbian. Anyone wanna ****?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I forgot fat/tall/short/pale/tan/etc.
TheSnakeDoctor 0
Only if your ginger.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
My sisters are gingers... If a ginger dies her hair does that make her a closet gringo?
pooper19 3
I need some of what he's smokin asap
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
U LUK LIEK A FAAAEEEEERRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
qriztyy4747 3
redheads are amazing! ( :
baconhawkman 0
ninjinger
Person000 0
#46 is impersonating peter griffin from family guy, anything he says is supposed to be from Peter Griffin not the actual guy posting..I think ... who knows maybe it really is Peter
theporkchop 0
yes we are
EpicPear 0
I love it how everyone takes 46's comments seriously
SuperZombiePanda 0
Someone must be a Ginger...lol
lunargh 7
Lol OP dw, we get a lot of shit in school. 5 years down the line all the bitchy skanks will be dying their hair red and looking sheepish whenever they see you. In the meantime, try not to let it get to you - sounds like your teacher thinks you're jumping on every excuse to play victim. Yes, you are a victim here, but it's like the race card; gets real old real fast. Rise above it. If anyone gets violent with you though, call the police. 'cause it is a hate crime.
ShadyFTW1 0
180 I love you
tana89 0
you are probably some nasty man who is not married and definitely never had a bj. stop being a creep
blcarter81 0
tell the **** to suck my dick as well? proof or it's not true...
xxroseyxx 0
ima Ginger... :o
raptorjebus 0
guys, 46 was joking. it's a family guy thing.
pertained 12
Are you from St Dom's OP?
fofogogo23 2
haha did u get tht from the YouTube video?
violetsweety 26
53 LMFAO WIN!
lindsaylu98 0
ikr!!!!!
turtlesFTW 5
I always heard "GINGA NINJA!"
masaha11 0
Not you lol your kind of weird
RussianGinger 12
@#22 but we have a freckle for every soul we steal
Sarah41309 0
lmao gingers don't have souls.
JeansKismet 9
*high fives*
pengiesully 0
yes! just gunna say that
thecrazyasian 3
u have no soul
LemonStarship 5
Don't lie to yourself...
hobojo11 0
quote the angry ginger on youtube "gingers have soles"
ShatteredDreams8 0
souls*
MrFancy 0
yeah, it's probably because she's black... and Ginger 173- I think he meant gingers have soles, not souls.
rnett08 5
win
m0tl3ycru3 0
137- gingers do have shoes
kristineszLIFE 0
Lol
MzMegs 20
Your ginger what? Also, I love people with red hair. I wish my hair was red. It's so pretty. :)
dftbAlexlike 0
You should dye it. I dyed mine red and I really like it. :)
sweet_candy_ 17
I want to dye my hair red too or get red highlights :)
pandemic_fml 0
My hair is naturally very red, and people ask me if I dye it all the time. It makes me sad.
tygerarmy 35
Females can be hot if they are a Ginger or redhead. Men are not. When I was younger and my hair was a lighter red women would tell me they wish they had my hair color. Not you have nice hair.
lindsaylu98 0
lol I'm a Ginger trust me sometimes u wish it wasnt red
RiiOT09 9
gingers ftw
BethiiGeex 0
Lol, Cool teacher.
Juneyah1017 9
gingers are evil!
ChubbyCake 5
Chuckie :O
Mauskau 36
9 many could say something back to that..
darkgeo 2
exactly what I thought 48 :P
seanders 10
Statistically speaking....
Tuff_As_Nails 0
they are thought to be soulless too!!! I have no proof though
Pikminfan1996v 0
F u! Gingers have souls you know.
blcarter81 0
so are niggers
michael15286 0
Well (at least according to Angle Beats!), so do water fleas, sea crabs, molasses and barnacles, not to mention the reason why we are limiting it to aquatic creatures.
RiiOT09 9
I'm not evil...muhahaha jk
ieatcats 0
its called hair dye
FatElie 0
Better red then dead!
IWABO2_ 0
Well... You can't blame him
SHANNON_fml 0
- 2, you are don! :L hah. YDI, its to be expected if your ginger c'mon.
Charlotteeexx 0
aha, but I really don't get it that people think being ginger is a bad thing even though it's quite amusing (in certain circumstances) ;o