Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
AnnyAnarchy22 0
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atomicbaboon 0
I love Kick-a-Ginger Day!! it's an annually celebrated holiday in my house.
xgetxbentx 13
sounds like you should fake sick.
luvin_purple 11
that happened at my school last year. it became a really serious situation and the whole school was on guard for bullying
iheartme13 1
oh come on, take a joke. they aren't actually going to kick you.
Firebalone 13
WTF!! That's really ****** up!
StealthyChicken 2
bring a gun
rattusrattus 19
I knew a girl with ginger hair. She was one of the nicest girls in my class. Of course, I perceived the rest to be heartless bitches, but, y'know, I didn't have nightmares about her...
gingerfied 0
I feel your pain honey. I'm a Ginger as well, as are my 2 sisters. Hang in there. :)
zozohearts 0
Quick! dye your hair a different color. But seriously, I don't know why people don't like Gingers.
paashaasklaas 1
must be cartman behind it ;)