Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
AnnyAnarchy22 0
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Comments (460)
TheShard1994 5
Sounds like fun xD However I doubt anyone would actually kick a girl..
MonkeySpeaks 4
This needs to be brought to the attention of the school administration. Even If it was created as a joke, there will always be some bonehead who goes too far. Someone could really get hurt...
TheDoubleHelixDo 4
My Ginger friend would soooooo love this post.
alsjhegd 0
yeah i highly doubt theres only two gingers at your school. why do people come on here to make stuff up. haha.
TheDoubleHelixDo 4
There's 4 at mine.
sulitak 27
there was two at my middle school. until Tracy graduated... then my 8th grade year: there was only one, me. We had color yearbooks, so yes... I'm sure
goldhighways 0
I wish I was lucky enough to have red hair!!! it's so pretty, you're lucky OP
GravityPurple 0
Ginger: A soulless freak out nature with red hair, freckles, and pale skin. Cannot go out in the sunlight for fear of being burnt by Gods' wrath. Should be exterminated on sight. Red-Head: An otherwise normal person, except for their red hair. Also referred to as a Day Walker. Occasionally you will find an attractive female Day Walker. These are rare and should be mounted for your collection as soon as possible.
MsKittyKatWeber 10
Who started all this lame crap anyway? We natural redheads are Awesome! OP, if someone kicks you, show them what redheads are known for......our firery tempers!
Hanimon 0
I had red hair once, I think it's pretty (:
Sumven 0
Sounds like a day to skip school
rockon10 3
skip school. lock your doors. good luck.