Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 40
The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked
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Jackmangold 0
I love how none of you are actually talking about gingers. you need a vocabulary lesson. GINGERS have red hair, pale skin, AND freckles all over, and have no souls. DAYWALKERS can have any combination of the three without having all three. just red hair, pale skin and freckles but not red hair, etc. GINGERS are gross looking, it's just that combination of traits isn't attractive, because they have gingervitis. DAYWALKERS have the potential to be beautiful, as all of the beautiful "Ginger" people you are talking about are in reality daywalkers, and therefore do not count as a beautiful Ginger, as this FML is about GINGERS not DAYWALKERS
ohthebloodygore 16
227, so I'm ugly because I have green eyes, red hair and freckles?
GravityPurple 0
Preach it, brotha! You speak the truth! Hallelujah, amen!
RinaRina 9
wtf. i have pale skin, green eyes, originaly natural red hair, freckles, and im ugly? thanks for shit jerk...
sulitak 27
oh joy another moron quoting south park.
NinjaMonkeyInDis 4
I know the kid that started that and let's just say he's getting his karma XD
MrsFail 0
Don't feel bad OP, the person who created it probably stole it from a South Park episode which means they weren't smart enough to think of it on their own. I love gingers, my husband's a ginger. Love who you are because in the end, none of those kids matter.
nsm0113 0
So is my sister! Poor hannah
LoganIsHere 0
dude, im a ginger too. that makes me so sick.
WhateverISayxx 0
How disrespectful of someone to make that kind of event. It's not even a real thing to celebrate or rejoice over. I just looked on Facebook and there are over 100 different pages and events called "Kick a Ginger" Day. I would be heartless to join this. I have a best friend who doesn't attend my school but is very close to me that is a red head. It's terrible to think people are actually thinking of doing this. Pretty sure tomorrow someone will go to the principal and say that people have created a group like this, and then everyone who join the groups who attend that school will be suspended or giving a consequence. Even if someone does kick you, go to the principal and leave an anonymous note stating what happened and why it happened. People are jerks and sadly we have to live with those people despite our opposing personalities. Life is complicated. Sorry about that. No one should be judged for the colour or your hair. People talk about racisim and how we shouldn't use our differences to objectify each other, but I mean, people are proving their wrongful behavior by doing crap like THIS.
vettle 6
I agree
kportal69 5
move to new England. you'll be much appreciated. and don't forget blondes have the most fun brunettes are sexy smart and fun but red heads **** the best!!
ginger0321 4
ma'am that is so true!!
AriTheAirhead 10
ikr! and I was just watching the show "What Would You Do?" and one problem was Ginger discrimination. it's mean and wrong. and very stupid... D: I'm not even a Ginger yet it still bothers me a lot.
purplehorse14 0
stay home sick...?
CommonSenseKarma 17
I think tomorrow's going to be a sick day, buddy.