Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
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yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
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Hawk2400 0
lolmyspace
RedPillSucks 33
Well, you started the lie, and you got called. Time to go all in... He's in the military... yea, that's it. He's stationed in Iraqistan, fighting the suicide tourists. I don't know when I'll see him again. We had one last time together. I think I'm gonna have his baby. Tripplets, yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.
tmmundy 17
lmao!!!! win!!!
OMGEVILTACOS 0
YDI for using myspace and lying... you are a dumbass
KT237 0
YDI for lying. just say he died and that's why try can't meet him
padma_yeshe_dawa 0
That was really dumb. No wonder you don't have a boyfriend. You live in California, and I would think there are at least a few straight male escorts in your area (sorry, don't know of any off the top of my head!). If you're over 18, suck it up and pay a guy to be "Nick" just long enough to go out to dinner; you can "break up" with him next week. Never used an escort myself, but they should be easily found by googling "straight male escorts [insert the name of your city]". Be wary of contacting anyone through escorts.com, as the site is having some legal issues; be discreet when calling, don't call from a blocked number, and expect to have to give some personal (not financial) info to prove you're not crazy or trying to set them up. (In fact, you should be wary of anyone who DOESN'T screen!) I think there's even a few agencies in California catering to straight women; it's more common than you might think. Doubtless, they'll have heard your story before; both male and female escorts hear this all the time--I have a few friends in the biz, and would know!
kiwi00 0
damn, I posted this in a much shorter way right after you. :p
Flutist 3
If she wants to do that, to cover her shame, it might be a good idea. But lies tend to come back and bite you in the ass. I am not sure if it would be better to tell people now, or wait until they find out she had to hire someone to go on a date with her. I am not sure which is more pathetic.
kiwi00 0
Maybe you should just pay some guy to pretend to be "Nick".
TaraTottz 1
just tell your friends: no he's all mine you hoes!
Flutist 3
Op, I think its romantic. Even the Invisible Man needs love.
janelson0621 0
You should never lie to your friends. Be careful or you will end up with no friends and no boyfriend. Solve both problems. Be honest tell them your single and want to change that. Then you can all go out and maybe you will meet a guy. If not at least you had fun with your friends!
XelaKJK 0
And posting this on FML helps how???