Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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wisericky 12
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
KingDingALing 9
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
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Comments (101)
Hystical 0
aw. too bad.
intheboot 0
time to move out
Immersion 0
yup. what has op's mum been doing for 3 weeks?
josephhhhhh 0
that is NO excuse, SON!!!
wisericky 12
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
uncbballwins 0
And if that doesn't work, she can use her fists to get her out.
FruitSalad4225 0
I always read your comments in Patrick's voice.
Captain0bv10us 0
Nice ass cheeks
EDAY415 5
this is a stupid sad fml
Doortje 30
Time to move out, kiddo.
this_female 0
haha sucks to be you(;
meezydagreat 0
your hot
Mcstud1y 30
Probably why they put it on FML 6
mintcar 10
Your mother thinks you suck.
EmoGiana 0
Probably true.
ArmedcrackerR6 8
what a bitch
KingDingALing 9
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
KingDingALing 9
That's KINGDingALing to you! :p
Immersion 0
some people dont have partners :/
KingDingALing 9
Then she should ********** on her mom's bed. Problem solved.
clarissa_Gyall 0
how do you know it's chic?
I_R_Genius 3
Dammit LingLing, don't tell people what we love to do to each other when we are alone. I don't want people finding out about us, especially Kay...
I_R_Genius 3
#62, Maybe because it shows the gender under the FML? Mabye you should look at it first.
KingDingALing 9
#62 - Yeah, it tells you the gender of the OP. That's how I know it's a "chic" #63 - Oh shit, you're right. If KaySL found out, he would probably give me an extra forty lashes. Don't tell him I told you this, but I secretly enjoy it when he whips me... He doesn't know so shhh!!
awardZu 0
Just throwing it out there that on the mobile site, it doesn't show the OP's gender, so not everyone can tell. I only have internet through my BB, so I never know what the OP's sex is.
senalina 0
im on my ipod i dont get it either
NuyoRicanGirl 3
that stinks I bet something smells fishy =p
powerslave117 0
Hahahaha don't come back from your vacation maybe then your mom will realize ur gone and shell start putting the trash away herself any way me and my friend went into a ravine a few days ago when we found a magical door that lead us to the world of narnia it was their that we realized the wicked witch and aslan were having sex so we tried to run away but than aslan noticed us and turned us into stone. well my other friends found out about this and put missing posters up on trees buildings and walls. that was when they realized that it was all a trap and they were also turned into stone. I got really angry and broke out of the stone and walked up to the wicked witch and told her to take off her shoes and let me smell her sweaty gross socks. it was their that aslan realized that the witch was cheating on him and he decided to break it off. well I was smelling thebwicked witche feet when I heard a roar and I looked back to see aslan I fingered him and kept smelling her feet and socks and licking and sucking her feet and their we lay for the rest of eternity licking sucking smelling sniffing ******* and massaging each others filthy smelly stinky dirty feet THE END
NuyoRicanGirl 3
WTF is wrong with you???? :-/
uncbballwins 0
Toefuck ftw
twitch851 9
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
KingDingALing 9
Possibly the BEST porno ever... Who WOULDN't want to ********** to something as sexy as that!?
Abomb91 0
Okay... First things first. I was disturbed by #12's story. Second I feel OP here. I got demoted at one of my old jobs cause of some crap like this. This is when you look your mother in the eye and point both middle fingers to the sky. Then hope you have a good friend to live with til that settles.