Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
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yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
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Comments (209)
TheWicked 4
Wow, you really fail at life. How does that feel?
dtegrl 0
What did you expect people to say? Of course they are gonna want to meet him, so they can see if he's real or not because it is obvious you have no life. YDI!!!
Shinygirlnz 1
No wonder you have no boyfriend... only someone extremely messed up would make up such an absurd and elaborate lie just to prove someone wrong. And now you've dug yourself into a hole and I bet your friends who 'want to meet him' know what's up anyway. Hope you learn from this.
someoned 0
you found out that Nick was married or otherwise taken and dumped him
jasin13 5
reckoned? who talks like that any more?
jaaaz 3
what did you expect, fool
roobear 2
ITT: OP is dumber than rocks.
Rose412100 0
You post stuff about your fake boyfriend and it never crossed your mind that your friends might just want to meet him? YDI
iamcrazy_fml 6
wow i cant believe u have friends
Lorysa 11
Just say you were testing how people would respond, since you've been single so long. Or, you could pay a guy a little cash to act like "Nick" and say you met at some place where your friends don't go; then after a couple weeks, just say it didn't work out and they'll probably not see Nick again. Personally though, I think it's better to just tell the truth.