Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
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yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
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teacher411 0
Well duh! If you say you're dating somebody, your friends are going to want to meet the person.
0opsie 6
Start crying about a breakup and say he was just using you as a cover because he was gay. Being used is much less embarrassing than everyone finding out how pathetic you are.
jayemdoubleyou 1
Guess what...they know you're lying.
nerdsgetmehot 23
The rule is simple: Never, ever make up a fake boyfriend or girlfriend. What's the purpose? Unless you hire someone to pretend to be that imaginary significant other, they WILL find out. There's nothing wrong with being single. I dated some guys in high school just because they liked me and I felt the pressure to be attached and therefore "normal." I regret that. Are you in high school? Plenty of people don't find someone they'd want to date until after high school and until they're well into college, and there's no shame in that.
Iknoweverything 29
The rule is simple: If you make up a boyfriend or girlfriend, have the dough to pay for it. 117 is right. BUT, if you are someone who has such low self-esteem that you have to make up a boyfriend, guys will never go for you. I don't know what it is, guys can sense a drama queen from a mile away, and they either try to nail them or avoid them. That being said, perhaps you should build up some self-esteem, and learn to be a mature woman. If you can manage that, you will not only end up with a boyfriend, but one who is genuinely interested in you and isn't just trying to get laid.
xkickrockzbz 0
that was stupid.
fearfulsymmetry 1
YDI YDI YDI. I think I understand why people think you'll never get a guy.
Bano360 25
ydi for using myspace
everlife_333 3
just hire someone to be your "boyfriend"
Erindub 0
You sure his name isn't George Glass? Anyone gets this referance you win a million bucks!
RubyRae 2
Brady bunch!!!!! :D
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Tell them Nick lives up north. He's pretty busy this time of year and he's got a lot of people working for him, so he can't travel much. He *will* be in the area over the holidays, so he's stopping by to see you then, but it'll be a short visit so your friends won't get to meet him this time.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
[Hit send too soon.] Also, he loves kids and animals, and he's kind of religious. He's quite the gourmand, with an affinity for baked goods, and he's very well-travelled. After the holidays, tell your friends you caught him hitting on your mom and broke it off.
TheWicked 4
You seem experienced within this field of making up fake boyfriends..