Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Today, every time I think of having any children, I remember that an idiotic neighbor let her kids paint all over my car with permanent marker, so I eventually forget about it. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I called my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML
Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
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Top comments
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)
perdix 31
Sell it to Voldemort, duh.
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Comments (93)
stitesy29 18
At least your kids are using their imaginations
Arrawyn 12
Get Dumbledore's Army to fix it.
jellycorn 13
Arthur Weasley DOES love fixing muggle things. Ask him, perhaps?
melbaby112 11
Mud blood...
jellycorn 13
How dare you?!
88vivera 9
Paint over it
bellatrix0805 2
Barty Crouch Jr strikes again with Morsmordre maybe??? Few wizards know how to cast the spell... It marks death in the wizarding world
eduncs 8
Only this would happen in Straya!
jellycorn 13
Mrs Skower's all-purpose magical mess remover?
richieadler 7
Bad parenting. Your kids can't tell reality from fiction. Then again, you're probably a believer and neither can you.
dunebro 15
Paint the 'Dark Mark' on the bathroom door.
COLDB3AR 6
This is amazing!!