Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Today, every time I think of having any children, I remember that an idiotic neighbor let her kids paint all over my car with permanent marker, so I eventually forget about it. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I called my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML
Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)
perdix 31
Sell it to Voldemort, duh.
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Comments (93)
SirFawkes 16
Voldemort needs a new Deathmobile
kemando 22
:O Miiiiizoreeee! :D lol.
spazz666 18
Well, it actually doesn't mean a wizard died there, it's just pure coincidence that every instance of the dark mark in the books and movies is in relation to a wizard dying. It's really just the symbol of the Dark Lord and his followers use it to symbolize their loyalty to him. I'd roll with it though, the dark mark could make some really creepy detailing (: unless it's poorly done of course.
snafulou 8
Here come the fans!!!
stargirl_95 24
I thought that the Dark Mark symbolized that a wizard (or witch) had been killed by either a death eater or by Voldemort himself.
love_isnt_enough 15
You just had to get all technical didn't you -_-
MissNicky177 6
24- it does, he just didn't read the books very carefully.
Thisfreakingguy 10
I'm just glad you raised your kids in a harry potter loving household!
Enslaved 38
In the mean time, consider yourself lucky. Many parents feel like they're nothing but their kids' chauffeur. :P
xJo420 16
love, in I'm.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I didn't know Yoda was a death eater.. :o
kingsian 15
No no no, YDI for letting your kids think that stuff is real. You need to sit down and have a talk about "entertainment" and real life OP.
MissNicky177 6
Oh shut UP!
CheeseHater 23
I know that most people know this, but you don't seem to: You don't know how old the kids are, maybe they're like 3 years old? Even if they grow up to be Einsteins they can't understand that that mark isn't real. Even if OP tells them.
bobbington9298 10
So? They are probably little kids. Didn't you believe in anything that wasn't real as a child? Santa? Tooth Fairy? Elmo? If not, then I am truly sorry, for you obviously had a terrible childhood...
kofeinisti 6
#39 - i never believed in anything that didn't exist as a child and my childhood was fine. my parents explained that santa and such are just stories told to kids and i don't think i missed out on much. so maybe #23's childhood wasn't all that bad either.
CheeseHater 23
#44 My parents enforced the beliefs but I never believed them. The only irrational belief my parents didn't enforce was religion.
jem970 19
Wow 23. On behalf of all the kids who were devastated when we didn't get our Hogwarts acceptance letter when we were 11 I would like to say you are a total fun KILLER!!!!!
jem970 19
Wow 23. On behalf of all the kids who were devastated when we didn't get our Hogwarts acceptance letter when we were 11 I would like to say you are a total fun KILLER!!!!!
XcuzimsotiredX 25
my father will hear about this! filthy muggle...
stargirl_95 24
Oh well at least you have kids who read quality books. Harry Potter is great for opening a child's imagination and for introducing them to reading. I know many people who started out with Harry Potter and became total bookworms.
iBiteRoses 22
And, that would be me. XD I started reading those books when I was 4.
CharresBarkrey 16
41 - I call bullshit. Most kids can't even read at age 4, let alone books with as much of a varied vocabulary as HP has. If you did read them, I highly doubt you could comprehend what you were reading.
Grimmerie 31
By the time I was four I was reading newspapers with my dad. I didn't understand most of what I read on a deep level, but I understood enough to get the gist of an article. Some kids just naturally excel at language.
Shilokitten666 19
me and my niece were reading chapter books by the age of 4
meihua 19
By third grade I had read many of the classics, especially Hemingway and Shakespeare
Ugi 27
Thank you, Matilda.
Ja777 9
Yup, this is me. Harry Potter was the first long chapter book I read by myself. After that, you basically couldn't tear me away from books (fantasy in particular) if you tried. I'm so grateful I grew up with the excitement of the books being released and waiting for each new one! Now I read the books with my 6 and 8 year old sisters :)
rivaraven 35
Ah, I'd drive that car.
RadikulRam 16
Let them walk the ******* ground.
GrangerGal9089 6
Wait, wait, wait, are we talking detailed dark mark or homemade Draco Malfoy dark mark? I'd keep it!
jellycorn 13
Dead wizard dark mark.
GrangerGal9089 6
So like super intense dark mark then?
jellycorn 13
Definitely. The green, luminescent, forked-slithery-snake tongue kind.