Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, after having my car's oil changed, I asked the girl at the front desk for her number and she gave it to me, so I was excited all day. That night I texted her and she asked who it was and I told her my name, then she told me she gave her number out to a lot of customers, so she didn’t remember me. FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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kiki009_fml 0
Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.
jj732 0
and dude obviously the guy is just.... something stupid... he was too douchey to walk up to you but creepy enough to magically find out what car you drove? and leave a post it on it? i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.
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ArtsySwag 0
I'm really bothered by the fact that you were desperate enough to put your life in danger like that. He was following you (and some other girl apparently) around in the store and out in the parking lot to discover the car you drove? That's really creepy. That sucks that he mistook you for someone else though. Don't feel too bad, you shouldn't rely on a guy to validate your worth :).
19lollipop96 0
That guy is whack it's ok tho....but ydi for hooking up with strangers by if we a murderer or rapist!!!! Stupid little girl
jakeisgay3397 0
#32 that's hilarious!!!
colourmealy 0
i bet he wasn't that hot either, he is kinda desperate
misssweetie 0
You probably hit it off. 2 way too desperate people.
onepctech 0
You are just asking to get raped and left on the side of a freeway. Stop meeting up with guys you don't know. All they have to do is leave a number and you will call? I bet your phone bill is pretty high when the phone directory is left at your door step.
onepctech 0
You are just asking to get raped and left on the side of a freeway. Stop meeting up with guys you don't know. All they have to do is leave a number and you will call? I bet your phone bill is pretty high when the phone directory is left at your doorstep.
kc2_fml 0
Insert hilarious joke about FML here....
xox_what_now 0
That sucks Well now you know that guys an idiot
xox_what_now 0
Post his number on FML so he gets all these calls from random people He can suck it too