Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
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iarefatal 9
Tell him it's an invitation;)
challan 19
I think that was incredibly nice. Seems like a sweet guy. Don't be embarrassed, roll with it. Make fun of yourself, Op, nobody likes insecurities.
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Comments (104)
sarah6786 14
That makes no sense. He really couldn't say that to you? Not that big a deal.
iiAntheA17 7
Maybe he didn't want to embarrass her more than she already was. Even if she didn't know.
kiwienne 21
To some people it's a big deal
poccocurantes 7
Turn it around OP. that was a slick and chivalrous move. I doubt the flirting part was just ploy to tell you your pant were unzipped.
skellingtonfart 18
Why not thank him, laugh it off and keep talking? I hope you did that! He didn't have to flirt, he chose to!
free2speak 14
I thought it was sweet of him. I'd be beyond embarrassed if someone pointed something like this out loudly. I'd rather them whisper it to me if that's possible and in this case, I'm assuming it wasn't. And a cute guy that's chivalrous, that's rare. And like others have mentioned, you never know... Maybe he really was into you!
EverestMelting 23
He's not real.
iarefatal 9
Tell him it's an invitation;)
natalalaliee 9
Acting slutty is always classy.
iop330 22
^ Don't know about you but I think they are opposite...
gc327072 31
That acting classy is always slutty? LOLWUT
Maverick52 13
"There's a party in my pants and you're invited! " ;)
LO388 7
35 - Opposite, not reciprocal.
jem970 19
Hope thats sarcasm...
HiddenValley 5
86 - Why?
natalalaliee 9
That seems extremely immature. It's not that big of a deal and it's an asshole move if that's all he ever texted you about.
whatsupbitches 4
6, I agree! He probably just didn't want to ruin the mood but also couldn't let her walk around with unzipped pants.
natalalaliee 9
The OP said he was flirting with her, though. If he was, then just texting her that would be disappointing. It's not fun to think someone is into you when they're just going to text you something like that once and then stop.
kiwienne 21
I think that was a really nice way to do it, actually. Would've preferred that over him leaning in, telling me and then watching my whole head go red in front of everyone. And I definitely didn't want to run around like that all day >.> most people are too afraid to say anything at all
insomnimaniak 19
It doesn't say anywhere that that's all he ever texted her after that. He was working after all, so he just texted her that one thing so she wouldn't walk around like that.
nycwrestler 17
51- it's the first thing he texted her. I wouldn't imagine the conversation went very flirty after that...
insomnimaniak 19
Well it's not like its the most humiliating thing to happen, right? Maybe after OP's embarrassment died down, they could've picked up where they left off
Maverick52 13
-44 likes? Welcome to FML.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#63 - Have you not been here long? You should read older FML's with a lot more down voted comments... Welcome to FML.
U_GotitDude 18
Shutup
challan 19
I think that was incredibly nice. Seems like a sweet guy. Don't be embarrassed, roll with it. Make fun of yourself, Op, nobody likes insecurities.
Jeterforever 3
Yeah at least he was polite about it. I would be so embarrassed if someone said that to me out loud.
Suptnik 9
Leaving your pants unzipped is really that big of a deal nowadays? I mean, seriously, there's some people (who shall not be named... *cough cough* gangsters *cough cough*) who hardly even wear pants anymore.
AnxietySlave 9
#8 Really? People who wear pants very low are automatically gangsters.... Bad fashion choice yes.. But 80% of those guy's are just wannabe's... Thinking its cool... Not because they are criminals... And on topic.. I think its nice that this guy told you private.... Its also a nice conversation starter..
Wishez 12
17- that was not the point at all.
CharresBarkrey 16
17 - They clearly said gangsters hardly wear pants, not that everyone who wears low pants is a gangster. Kinda like the "all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares," thing.
irishpassion16 6
Yeah, what's a better conversation starter than "your pants are unzipped?"
lisakin 13
I think that's cute. If he said it out loud other people would eat him. This way only you and him know. Plus this doesn't mean he's not interested in you.
smallshaft 10
Isn't eating someone for saying your pants are unzipped, kind of harsh punishment? Why not just stone him or something?
DocBastard 40
"Yea they were. For you." You sly dog, you.
natalalaliee 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Acting slutty isn't the way to go. Just a simple thank you would be sufficient.
iiAntheA17 7
11) I've been reading your comments, and posts. Just stop now. They've all been thumbed down. And this is the second time you've referred to it as "slutty"...
rockstar362 8
Maybe 11 is a nun?
asb818 14
There's only one nun here and #11 will never measure up to her.
igive 29
She's not a nun. She's married to ezio. Duh!
maz95 17
Well maybe it was his way of making a start to the conversation? He had a pretty good excuse as embarrassing as it may have been for you.
biglittlehead 12
Hey, he tried to help you, without embarrassing you. I don't see the problem.