Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, after having my car's oil changed, I asked the girl at the front desk for her number and she gave it to me, so I was excited all day. That night I texted her and she asked who it was and I told her my name, then she told me she gave her number out to a lot of customers, so she didn’t remember me. FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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kiki009_fml 0
Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.
jj732 0
and dude obviously the guy is just.... something stupid... he was too douchey to walk up to you but creepy enough to magically find out what car you drove? and leave a post it on it? i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.
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Comments (117)
elliekinslurvsya 0
i agree with what others said... are you really that desperate to call?
secret_fml 0
NEVER agree to meet up with random strangers. don't you know how dangerous that is?
amykillswitch 0
what a creeper.
Lou_Briccant 0
I can only partially relate to this FML, except it was me leaving the note on someones car. And the note wasn't saying "you are really cute, call me 555-5555", it was on the note of some douchebag in a brand new Challenger SRT-8 who parked in 2 handicap spots (no handicap tags, to boot). The note read "I sincerely hope you don't **** like you park."
JacobSpeaks 0
OUCH!
redbluegreen 41
#89/ Lou_Briccant - I think I love you. (Desperate much?) But, everyone, meeting someone isn't a date. There are ways to go about it. Clearly the guy is a creeper, and SHOULD have set off red flags for this girl, but she went ahead anyway. Maybe she met somewhere public with lots of people around. He probably wasn't much to look at anyway, and I'm sure you're not that bad looking. Shallow people generally have tons of problems with themselves anyway.
nirvan5a 1
LOL, y u called? What, if they trade u :P
Claud_fml 0
Haha.. LOL I'm sorry I cannot resist it!
nodbor 11
i suppose you would have gotten into his vehicle if he asked you.
24788 7
Wow, he wasted your time.