Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I found out why the guy I like insisted on inviting a friend along on our outings. Apparently, he was sick of me flirting/making moves, so he kept bringing her along in hopes I'd get the hint. Although this time, not only was I third-wheeling, but I watched as they hooked up in the backseat of his car. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's really creepy.
bigmarkie2 3
An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's really creepy.
persianjr1 7
not only is it creepy, it just wrong.
L3Paparazzo 7
i know how she feels, sooo annoying.
mendozaale 0
creepy to the next level
ipwnlosers 4
Ahahahaha, you kinda look like Rebecca Black :P
dirtyblond 4
as long as you dont sound like her!
deputy_g 5
she doesn;t sound like rebecca black
sweet_candy_ 17
I just googled her I do not look like her or sound like her. Thanks to you I now have that stupid song stuck in my head.
KingDingALing 9
I want to cut that bitch's throat with a guitar string. I want to hit her with a truck even though I don't ******* drive. I would love to repeatedly stab her to the beat of her extremely annoying and retarded song. She's like a female version of Justin Bieber. And I don't give a **** if I spelled his name wrong. I wouldn't learn how to spell his name correctly even if you made me listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black for a week.
prince122 0
lol i just googled her too and she does not look like you...maybe its caus you have your mouth closed?
sweet_candy_ 17
lol KingDingALing that's just torture. Oh and even with my mouth open I don't look like her I have braces.
randomboy18 0
wow ur beautiful O_O
KingDingALing 9
You think that's torture? Walk into KaySL's house and he'll show you REAL torture. Believe me, I would know....so many painful memories...*shudders*
sweet_candy_ 17
lol I thought KaySL is a she.
SuperNova69 0
i agree that song is horrible
nikki456123 0
guys stop hatein if you hate her that much don't listen to her, it's that easy not only is it easy its common sense
MrFlintstone 5
that song sounds like she threw up on the days of the week song. its almost like pop music was beat up by country music. every body gettin down on Friday was the only line changed and repeated like 12 times.
WiiMessi10 0
Persians for life!
MrFlintstone 5
I'm just sayin. shout out to kingdingaling for the best name of all time. hell I might make a kingdingaling2. jk
Naomimi_fml 6
Yeah yeah, Rebecca Black sucks. But did you know that she's only 13? Poor kids got the entire internet world against her :/
kennababy 0
haha 94, don't know if you noticed, but you actually did spell his name right :)
persianjr1 7
GO PERSIANS. WE ARE THE ULTIMATE RACE!!!!!!
ILoveEggnog 7
Kingdingaling, I have many memories from KaySl's house. But I wouldn't call them painful, just....interesting. Of course, he didn't know I was there.
Tuesdays76 0
ever considered therapy? you scare me dude
ashweeeann 0
you spelled it right .. good job.
shaunasykes97 0
KingDingALing, you are freaking amazing.
j300zx 0
I rather stick my dick in a blender than listen to rebecca black one more time. That song just ruined my perfect weekend.
xdannyx117x 0
dear god let's trade Justin beiber , rebbeca black , and lady gaga , some of our ( cough ) best artists for one James sullivan ? deal? ello? oh great he's ignoring me now
ben1122a 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
balex_fml 0
first? and sucks for you
sara8866 8
Stalking is just another way to say I love you!!!!!!!
tulsafml 0
Exactly. So let me ask you out already!
jrsgreenfire257 0
Lmao
sara8866 8
No thanks I'm good
Agiggleaday 0
Be flattered your being stalked :P I would be :D
maa_rico 4
118 i want you to be my woman.
Agiggleaday 0
125, I want you to be my cuddle bear :D
Agiggleaday 0
Probably. But I'd feel so mean if I told them to go away in person :/ I'd probably leave a stickie note on their car asking them to stop haha :)
maskedman 9
Agiggleaday, you are the nicest victim I have ever known of. I'm sure a lot of people would be honored to stalk you.
Agiggleaday 0
157, Why thank you :D I look at things a rather different way haha.
j300zx 0
Haha your comment was moderated!
Leprosy_fml 0
haha
pinedo39 0
wat does moderated mean??
mmmPoptarts 6
Get addicted to jb. This will scare him away for sure
Lunaa94 6
No. Rebecca Black.
gamerhead 3
F both of 'em!
BugsBunny1 4
Okay WTF is up with Rebecca Black?!?! I only first heard about her today and I haven't been able to escape her name since!!!!
blaine72 0
92 that's what I'm sayin!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
haha I just heard her friday song for the first time today, the lyrics are hilariously terrible XD
zoe768532 1
Hahaha! lol that is so true.
memo619 0
it can always be worse :P
BballHottie34 9
How
ManBearP1g 0
It's Texas the sleazy guy could be her brother ;)
marriiee_fml 0
LMAO 145.
insanesna1l 0
She could have no arms and legs. That would be worse
bigmarkie2 3
An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.
persianjr1 7
and spikes
tulsafml 0
and little hands that grab and pull
db_rainblow 0
^Lmao
LycaonMoon 0
Win to all if this, and with the shoes on fire AND with all of the above, it just might get her point across.
KMF524 3
see u on Stalked: Someone's Watching
techweed 12
Restraining Order FTW
Gross2332 0
Someone can't take a hint!
lighty2000 0
I don't even think that is a hint
aKid_namedIZ 1
u gotta admire his persistence lol
sandyyBabi 0
hahaha make a good point
docscientist 10
Serial killers are pretty persistent.
wisericky 12
get a pet lion and see if this creepy guy still ***** with you. if he does, get a bigger lion!
emodude44 0
Or a tiger.
QueenOfBoredom 0
or a bear oh my!
ohaiwatsurname 0
Or a sex change. I'm just sayin'. It could work.
BugsBunny1 4
Not if he's bi...
ryanst 7
Don't throw out the option of a liger.. They're real, you know.
jess6blondie9 3
Restraining order!
mendozaale 0
hahah ya that probably get him away for sure :)
grandpaearthling 2
she should start the paperwork now. at least the homicide detectives will have a suspect
justintime66451 2
ya got THAT right...
yorky_fml 0
agreed!
mendozaale 0
yupp (^~^)
Cshoc16 0
yea that definately sounds like a good idea...
Prankster7o7 5
Self defense classes?
auzie16 0
yea self defense is good.