Today, on my 16th birthday, my lightly worn jeans split while I was at school. I attempted to fix them with staples, but I have a metal allergy. So I took my driving exam with a rash on my butt and staples digging in, in a car that had no AC. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML
Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
Why did you use metal staplers when you are allergic to metal? YDI.
mas12806 24
Did you pass the driving exam?
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
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I hope you passed your driving test. You're probably too fat to be getting around much on foot.
Mathalamus 25
Why did you use metal staplers when you are allergic to metal? YDI.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Grab a teacher, and ask if they can get hold of a sewing kit? Or you could have asked to raid the lost and found. I'm assuming your parent/s/guardian/s were too busy to drop off a different pair between your classes.
mas12806 24
Did you pass the driving exam?
Pascal666 7
It's called underwear. Wear some.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If exposed underwear was the social norm, away from the beach, nobody would bother wearing pants.
baristalbc 18
Did you pass?
Silverion Sairee 14
Does your highschool not have a sewing class? or home ec, or fashion studies, whatever the class is called where you're at they should have sewing machines or needle & thread you could borrow.
courtalex 5
Not in America, no. They got rid of those types of classes a long time ago. Along with cooking.