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Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML