Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Raleigh_bruh 7
What did the note say..? I'm so curious. :o
starlitgrl 0
looks like your friend is in some deep shit with people lol
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Comments (111)
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for having a car. ride a bike. I'd like to see the person do the same thing to a bike. :)
mrilake 0
I'm so sick and tired of these stupid "somebody trashed my car, thinking it was someone else's car" FMLs. I've submitted various witty, engaging and interesting FMLs over time, none of which have been accepted. Good to know all I need to do is get my car vandalized by someone who thinks I'm really someone else - that's an FML which will obviously always be accepted regardless of how many variations of this we've seen before.
mizjazzibabi 0
yay I moderated this :D
ThinIce 0
Yeah there was this company that advertised a new windshield replacement that came to you at a very decent time. Fix the windshield and shoot the person who did it
nikalb3 0
fingernail polish remover works on s-glue
Trel 0
if you read this, nail polish with acetone disolves superglue.
fooch 0
wow guy was a dipshit for just doing that... FYL
Ginger225 1
Proof read before you post!
Brandon1337 29
I can see a note wing glued but leaves... That's just messed up
TheZacktheCat 10
Let it dry, then scrape it off with a razor. The glue should come straight off.