Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
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AaronTkr 0
grandma knows how to party!
twinny_sc 13
"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."
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Comments (124)
sourgirl101 29
Birthday sex for granny? I bet your grandmother was hoping those cops were secretly male strippers! (: God bless her for another year!
ohthebloodygore 16
SG, I just visualised that. Thank you. :p
sourgirl101 29
Precious, the male stripper part, right? Lol
ohthebloodygore 16
SG, that's if she didn't already have male strippers!
kwchambers92 10
what's sg mean?
kwchambers92 10
Sourgirl...got it. I figured everyone used numbers to direct their comments. I apologize for my outburst. Will put two and two together next time
ohthebloodygore 16
51, I use numbers for the most part, but SG is easier and she calls me by my name.
kwchambers92 10
Makes sense. I see an abbreviation and automatically assume it's a new acronym, considering that there's like, 100 new ones everyday. I try as little as I can to learn them
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Granny likes to hear them subs hit
BIEBERSLAYER 10
**** quiet turn up them subs until the neighbors windows shake cause that's how granny rolls.
woopdattrick 5
Gilf.
mrahhhhh 21
Your grandma is freakin' awesome.
kelsey_katie 17
You grandma knows what's up(:
jazzybaby179 22
Damn I wish my grandma was a Party animal :|
0pt1mus 6
She is. Me and he party all the time ;)
jazzybaby179 22
D: oh my
MariJ82 14
Sounds like it got out of control!! Those seniors can be a rowdy bunch!! ;)
NashyzzleTheN 10
Grandmothers are insane sometimes. Soft on the outside but inside.. Oh heeeelll no don't mess with that!
coolp3rson 0
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