Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
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Welshite 40
Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.
gracehi 33
If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.
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abbttmc 12
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Lesson learned?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Lesson learned: some friends are $#@&¤% € s
mario2012 18
How was that a lesson when OP clearly told them not to?
wallandpiece 16
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What kind of 'friend' calls the police on their friends? OP should take advantage of a free house and stop being boring.
gracehi 33
If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.
Welshite 40
#14: How is having respect for your home and yourself viewed as being "boring"? That house is anything but free, and I'm sure OP's parents would say the same. You've got some major growing up to do, kid.
gracehi 33
I'm not sure if wallandpeice is a troll or extremely immature. This is the same person who thinks it's okay for 15 years olds to have sex with multiple partners no less.
dixonvixen 5
14-your comments are always ignorant
MilkyFilmz 26
#14 I hope you get arrested.
AnimeBitch 14
Lol you suck
Risho96 10
@#14 If I were doing something illegal, It'd be best that my friends would turn me in. Appreciate having a society to live in and quit letting your friends get away with breaking the law!
wallandpiece 16
Seems Britain and America have very different etiquette when it comes to things like this. No, I won't grow up, I want to enjoy the rest of my youth while I still can, thanks. And also, it doesn't matter if I said it was 'ok' or not, my point throughout that argument was that other people, such as FML commenters, should stop judging people like that girl. What she did was essentially a victimless crime.
Damian95 16
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Well maybe you shouldve made sure you were abiding all laws before you called the police on everyone else.
WhoWhat_fml 10
I guess OP must of been held accountable for the party because it was their house. Still, you should not let your friends get away with that. You should get more reliable friends.
mixinitup 12
How is that possible? Did you speak to them English?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
oh the irony....
Welshite 40
Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.
Wowxoxo 17
Agreed, you have to know how to spot people who are simply using you and be assertive. If you don't want a party at your place then there shouldn't be a party at your place, end of story.
Wizardo 34
Good intentions never go unpunished, you should have explained it to your parents first so they could get rid of them.
rokemay 10
That would be kind of hard considering the parents were away
purplecowgoesmoo 5
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that sucks
mario2012 18
#6, meet FML button. FML button, meet #6.
hezzie1304 7
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#20, I love your name and photo! Obsessed with Mario! :)
Zen_Mei 17
#6 No shit captain obvious
siberianhamster 17
It's too late now, but you should have called the cops before everyone showed up. Hopefully there'll be no serious consequences for you.
photogodess 13
Wow hope your parents understand, I know I'd trust my son if he was in your situation, best of luck op
ywolfgl 21
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It's both parties fault
Warmonger_Smurf 29
How is it his fault?
Juneyah1017 9
Project X 2.0
Wizardo 34
The Hangover III.V