Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
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AaronTkr 0
grandma knows how to party!
twinny_sc 13
"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."
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Comments (124)
ttat0325 3
Looks like you have competition for your Grandma's 87th birthday to follow :)
FrogInTheShadows 15
It reminds me of my (horrible) sweet 16 party.
Perc_fml 2
Your Grandma parties like a goddamned rockstar.
Riper411 1
Dang your grandma really knows how to party
madibrielle212 0
That's cute for your grandma(: but for who ever called the cops for something like that they are just jealous cus you have such a good grandma! Ha!
srayray 5
Yeah!!PARTY HARD WITH YOUR GRANDMAA!!!
jb5794 1
tss well tell ur grandma to calm down(:
Holy_ish 19
Go Hard Grandma!
Sweet_Testicles 7
Make it louder !!! :)
AtomicRebirth 11
Grandma needs to stop being so rowdy!