Today, my roommate decided to throw a huge party in the early hours of the morning. I have to start at my new job soon, a window just got smashed, and I'm tired as hell. FML
auzziegirl1938 tells us more.
OP here, got an email saying it's been published, so woooo, cheerin on that one haha. The story is that I moved in on campus recently, and my roommates aren't that bad but they're pretty out there. I was a little miffed, I had told them that I was starting a new job in the morning and that I was sick, they started partying just as went to bed and kept it up until about 3-4am, and I had to be up at 5. As for the window being smashed, someone decided it would be fun to push the heater through the window. Apparently it was cold outside. For the people saying things like "if you can't beat them join them" I don't think walking in after 0 hours sleep would confirm that job for me. As for the window puns..! Keep them coming, love it haha keeping me very amused! ???
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
DoomTetra 6
Sounds like he shattered your dreams
vikky538 29
when you leave for work put alarm and hide it in place where he can't find it... sweet revenge
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Comments (56)
DoomTetra 6
Sounds like he shattered your dreams
Welshite 40
Yeah, he's a real pane in the rear.
MissSatan 16
Sorry that he pulled the shades on your career
Godsofdracos 15
These puns are awfully pane-ful.
OysterPearls 33
If that was my roommate, it would be curtains for him.
mackdeezy 22
What a terrible time window to have a party
Pyrotecnicty 9
OP,that must have been windowful.
shudson186 17
No stop 32 please you took it too far.
Bentonic 11
I hate the sound of breaking glass. It makes me shutter.
Cass_x 22
Do you have a friend you can spend the night with perhaps? If so, go over there. Good luck & sweet dreams :)
FunnnyGirrl 19
You should write up a Roommates Agreement!
Steve95401 49
It's a bit too late for that.
itwasthedognotme 14
Next time he's tired and has something important the next day, wake him up. Revenge is sweet, right?
brandoneyez1 25
Ok Sheldon
BSnapZ 21
#15 Well done! You understood the reference! Thanks for letting us know.
auzziegirl1938 22
Yeah I like to listen to some 'soft classical' music as I get up and make my breakfast before work at 5am.
tashb 17
Same here OP!
miliaras93 17
Dont worry , your the smart one in the situation , youll do fine keep your head up !
Mauskau 36
I don't think you understand the point of this FML.
ErinPinelli 24
Turn down for what?
expertsmilee 26
Notha rounda shots!
ostfaiz 18
well its geared up start for your new job, thanks to your mate ;)
SandyBella 17
Your roommate is inconsiderate. Sucks that you've work the next day after a night like that. Hang in there.
SandyBella 17
Your roommate is inconsiderate. Sucks that you've work the next day after a night like that. Hang in there.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
That's what coffee is for.
martin8337 36
Roommates, gotta lovee em. After reading all of these FMLs about them should make most people try to do anything to live alone. I know that sometimes it is difficult to do, especially in many major cities around the world, with high living expenses and jobs that barely pay enough to cover those expenses.