Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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zm0nster 2
Are you still unharmed?
missanderson813 4
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.
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Comments (177)
Jewelie737 0
YDI for spelling "story" wrong
Zomg_Okay 27
"Storey" is correct in British English. Go be ignorant somewhere else.
Taymah49 7
That's why it's called look before you leap
HeyHey_Star 3
Hahahaha that's classic!!
Davick 0
if I was your dad I would gave said *start climbing before I get the trimmers* haha
asianchink 0
Username explains all.
lpadrunkiee 0
Everyone commenting talking shit come on you act like you never did shit like this or never snuck out either i call bullshit!
stewpididiot 11
That's what I was thinking !! So many perfect little angels on here today... Most kids try to push the limits... Not sayin OP didn't screw up.. Just calling HYPOCRITES !!!
SobrietyKills 14
Not everyone is a dumbass who tries to sneak out. OP got/is getting what he deserved for disobeying authority.
Crazberry 5
I've never had any desire to sneak out... Besides not having anywhere to sneak to, my mom's disappointment is far more terrifying than her anger.
bchatzis 9
Well, best of luck with your future escapades! (the great escape theme tune springs to mind)
wfshelbs 1
You spelt story wrong... If I were you I would not be attending a party but learning how to spell ?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Storey is correct in British English. Don't try to correct someone else without learning first. Dumbass. Read the comments next time.
cuddlebunny3548 11
What are you dumb? It's spelled story, not storey.
hazleydsweethrt 0
What are you dumb? Read the comments before yours. Storey is correct.
alpaca18 0
a party on a Tuesday???