Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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zm0nster 2
Are you still unharmed?
missanderson813 4
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.
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Comments (177)
savannahc 0
Thats must have suckedd
micahsmommy 13
"But daddy you said I was grounded! I was just trying to get on the ground!"
Rainbow_dumpster 28
ahahahaha that's a good one. xD
THE_A_TEEN 28
First, tell me this. Is going to a party while grounded really worth it? Disobeying your parents really necessary just to have fun? I really hope you get grounded for a long time. YDI.
Redneck_Mouse 1
YDI just for misspelling "story"
THE_A_TEEN 28
"storey" is correct in British English. For god's sake, an FML MODERATOR confirmed this.
ifailsobadly 18
Storey is the British way of spelling it, a.k.a the proper way. So, don't criticise :)
TheLadyOpal 30
And now he's going to put locks on your windows. Good job.
CaptNomNom 17
I'm from Singapore...AND H CLIMBED DOWN THE SECOND STORY OF A HDB??? U know how tall that is ??
jerjy1 5
fail
br0ccoli 15
Someone is NOT cut out to be a ninja....
HeroOfHyrule 0
I think people who do this are idiots. You're seriously gonna risk getting in even more trouble, when you could just listen?
KiddNYC1O 22
You should have asked Kid and Play for their help!