Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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zm0nster 2
Are you still unharmed?
missanderson813 4
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.
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Comments (177)
Lezzie_chickk 3
Your parents should keep you grounded until you learn how to spell simple words like STORY
melkymac101 17
Um dad I was getting my trash. I threw out the window. Found it. It was u. 2 more weeks of ground
cheerluv15 0
Stupid
Fluhz 6
No wonder you were grounded.
karengurske 4
A girl at my school did that and broke both of her legs.
PistolWhiper93 0
Hmm... should have thought that through before hand yes.
Dnigz13 4
Did you climb back up the tree to your room or did you use the front door?
kei1108 13
... Or you just do what your parents tell you to do. Know matter which way you slice it, YDI. Let's go through the options, shall we? 1.) YDI Because you never would have gotten grounded if you didn't do something that you were supposed to do. 2.) YDI because you were not mature and didn just take the punishment you were given. 3.) Your parents pay for nearly everything you have. The least you can do is respect them and their rules. I won't continue, but I'm sorry to go so hard on you in this comment. I hope that you see the importance of respect. :)
Leigh_Badd 1
You didn't look down and see him BEFORE you climbed out. I would've quietly gotten up and sprayed you with the waterhose until you fell.
Meesersuperman1 4
Shows how smart you are spelling "storey" wrong.
hazleydsweethrt 0
Shows how smart you are, storey is correct. You sneak out of the second storey window. You read a bed time story.
barneystinson555 12
shows how smart you are, storey's is the right ******* way