Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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Top comments
zm0nster 2
Are you still unharmed?
missanderson813 4
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.
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Comments (177)
chujel1302 1
You should probably take remedial spelling. How do you spell story?
totalnewbeeee 1
You are stupid for trying thay when grounded ... Hmmmm maybe thats the reason for groundation .... This is not an fml this is just you gettinf caught for being an idiot amd not planning correctly
Janawa 22
You spelled story wrong, but I agree, ur life sucks...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
As soon as I read that you tried to sneak out despite being grounded, I hit YDI. Plus, you didn't check to see if your dad was in the garden below, and you did something to get yourself grounded to begin with. So I'd say that yes, YDI.
for_the_win2 10
...you spelled story wrong...fail
ilovefall10 21
Um, if you thought posting this would make people feel sorry for you, then you're wrong. Why couldn't you of just been a good person and wait out your grounding? YDI.
happilyever2012 6
I woulda use the excuse: "Dad, you need to fix that window. I fell out of it!"
CadyAsInKatie 8
Two words: Dumb Ass.
Cheesecakee 11
my friend did that...and broke her back because she fell from a tree. :/
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
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