Today, my germophobic girlfriend has tested positive for Covid, and is utterly convinced she's going to die. She's been crying in the bed for the last five hours, talking about how much she regrets her choices, and how she never should have spent her last year with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I told my “best friend” that I'd tested positive for COVID-19. She told me to “chill”. Ten years of friendship and she didn’t even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, I found out my roommate was exposed to COVID back on New Year's. She tested positive on the 4th and was scared too tell me because she, "didn't want me to see her as irresponsible." Now I can't work for 2 weeks and need to find a place to stay because my roommate still doesn't think it's "that serious." FML
Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML
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RichardPencil 32
It could happen. Leave before you have to deal with her funeral.
FluffythePink 23
'When someone shows you who they really are, Believe them.'
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Comments (4)
Anderling 33
Geez, poor girl. She's gotta be driving herself insane like this. And poor you for getting that flung at you with zero warning. I can't imagine how much that hurt to hear. I wish you strength and I hope your girlfriend recovers, both physically from The Panini and mentally from her phobia.
RichardPencil 32
It could happen. Leave before you have to deal with her funeral.
tiptoppc 21
Best if after, and you pulled a life insurance policy on her. The poor guy deserves that at least, right? Hope she isn’t vaccinated. One less bastard in the world I guess.
FluffythePink 23
'When someone shows you who they really are, Believe them.'
UsernameNotRandom 10
Ouch. Sorry OP. But at least you know now and not when married. Move on, she clearly means it, so don't "waste" any more of "her" time or yours.