Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
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myth454 2
Assault?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...
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gracehi 33
What you said was correct. Actually saying it is where you went wrong.
lysx84 24
So... You kept a particularly annoying "friend" on Facebook, then bitched her out for being annoying? YDI
jtbh_xO 1
You're a ******* idiot. You definitely deserved to get the shit beat out of you!
Michael_92 20
I would have to disagree with you on that. The OP in no way deserved that. If OP is smart he will press charges on that guy and put him in his place. Overreacting never solves anything.
Sugah_Shane1 2
Good for him! Your acting as much the douche if not worse for being a whiner and worrying more about her life than yours. Give less a f*ck about whats going on in other peoples lives and worry about not being a waste of skin.
strawberrywine22 30
For some reason I'm inclined to think this is one of those fake stories people post to see how many people will vote YDI.
pandaRanda 0
You don't know her life at all you have no right to judge.
happyday123_321 2
See that's not cool! Everyone has a right to voice their own opinion, and that's what you were doing! FYL
titzenpitzer 9
isn't that the exact reason why you keep her on your facebook? So you can spill your shit all over the people that annoy you? You're too bored, man...I simply deleted my facebook because I couldn't stand people talking (shamelessly) about their awesome or terrible lives and how they made it look that all their decisions were important enough to share.
The_F3rris 11
We stand in the no FB army together. Now, lets take on these idiots! Jk
Cheergirl39 1
Maybe the girl is spoiled but sometimes not saying anything is the best option..
darthzerg 7
Way to be a pussy, man up dude