Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, one of my customers told me he was going to kill himself when I explained to him that I wasn't going to be able to deliver him the gallon of milk he wanted. I work in a pharmacy, dispensing medication. FML
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, the same person who tried to OD, threatens suicide monthly, and threatens to off people almost daily, called the state police on me because I had a PTSD episode. FML
Today, a customer came into the store I work at to ask why I hadn't killed myself yet. A month prior, that same customer told me to kill myself. All I did was compliment her shirt. FML
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tWitt3rBuG 0
How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack
Mnemic 6
Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?
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Cerataphora 0
Call Obama to save you.
mrangelocooll 3
obama is a stupid shit
Skinny89 0
LOL @ #21. I'd keep an eye out for that guy. Who knows what happens when he forgets his meds. XD
Puolukka 4
My husband was discharged from the military because of post-traumatic stress disorder...but that doesn't mean he's gonna go off and randomly shoot people...if the guy has PTSD as well he may have bought the rifle because even though he's back in the US now he is still paranoid that he may be attacked... My husband was in transportation and he got panic attacks on new years because there were explosions (of course only from fireworks) around us while he was driving a truck...a situation he has been trying to avoid in Iraq for 15 months...
compasseagle89 8
OP, do you work at walmart too? ive heard this crap before. just google "things to do at walmart" and one of the things on the list is "While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are." i really appreciate the originality here.
kwbuzz23wk 0
how is that funny?
kwbuzz23wk 0
It would not let me Edit my last post for some reason but #25 should say: How is that funny? and i mean the attempt at a joke, not the FML as a whole.
f_ckkl_fe 0
that's scary! tell the cops...a guy on antidepressants and mentally unfit for the military should NOT have an assault rifle!!!
Samboni 0
Apparently, it's not that hard to get an assault rifle these days.
Kevlar_fml 0
#5 Leave me out of this!
irokyoursox 6
lol
AnnaSeptic 0
Geez, just cause he's on antidepressants doesn't mean he's gonna go around shooting people up. I'm on antidepressants and I have never once had the urge to shoot anyone. Some people are discharged because of PTSD or other anxiety-related disorders (which are treated with antidepressants). Even though I'm for strict gun control, I don't find it all that shocking that he was able to get a gun lisence.