Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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Tootsiee 0
I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully
lindsaymccue 0
OP, you should hide.
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Comments (238)
blakehilli8 0
first ftw
loveyaforev 0
sorry to say, but you fail. try again next time
Dodlaf_fml 4
#15. you fail. so shut up.
sapphirestar 0
hey #2, i like snsd too! ^^ haha
memiimariee 0
#38. you win Buddy!!!
breenarae25 0
ur 2 like doo doo
rozmrong 0
LOL. I am sure I will be a good husband. are you single or...?
truededication 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why didnt you go to mcdonalds instead?
GhostDuck 30
?
hre 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I moderated this
xdeadxradiox 0
Dude, don't say that! The other FMLers might attack you!
biass 0
you badstard! how dare you moderate! idc if it is in you basic abilitys, you don't ever, EVER, moderate. (JP)
HahaHokayThen 10
HOW COULD YOU!?
squad81 0
ATTACK!
samuel18 0
WTF does moderate mean?
DocBastard 40
killa, please don't speak my name in vain.
HahaHokayThen 10
Actually, he said Badstard.
biass 0
I am a child of the spell-check generation. though I usually get words right... anyways I apologise for almost using your name in vain. also thanks for not being an ass about my spelling error, I appriciate it.
nond2nv 4
*appreciate hehe :)
surrnam 0
fag
stupidmonkey80 0
lol
TheOtherMakona 0
19- I love your singamajig!!
cjwalsh86 0
Apologize...appreciate. I think you fail.
coming back in the future 30
Moderate in moderation.
lindsaymccue 0
OP, you should hide.
biass 0
dude I agree. if she put that on there and people are saying "finally", they were either planning your death or it'd be a convience to them. watch out, so you don't get into any "accidents". seriously.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
You are gorgeous!
EricErection69 0
5 is correct run change your name and face and move to Canada:)
lindsaymccue 0
161; where you talking to me?
IronZombie 0
I would look over my shoulder.. she's scheming something...
MAGNAVOX 0
Watch your*
Schizomaniac 24
There is nothing wrong with what he said.
Schizomaniac 24
And for some reason, my comment is here. *Siiiiiigh*
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
it's America i can say yer if I want(:
Tootsiee 0
I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully
bente123 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if she did it on purpose smack her
liiipzs0swe3t 0
that's creepy
SaintE_fml 0
super creepy
TengoCojones 0
you're creepy
sydneydallas 5
super creepy.
h2opoloplaya 0
she can see the FUTURE!
imcutefml 0
double tap?
muffpuncher 0
well time to go out and get yourself a newer model....