Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
You found the gold! You should be proud!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
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Comments (151)
miSsFlien 15
That's just disgusting. If you want to pick your nose so badly, just do it in a toilet stall or something.
Sammi_Rose_09 5
I dont understand why you would even do that at your work
Llama_Face89 34
Better than walking around all day unable to breathe through your nose.
Drowsiermoon 0
you have to check your surrounding.
leprechaun23 15
Use a tissue or dig for the gold in a stall in the bathroom
Lysergic 0
They have this stuff called Kleenex you know....
bkisbest96 1
Should've went to the bathroom. Smh -____-
emmagillespie24 11
You could have maturely blown your nose inside the building....
loserman67 36
1. Go into the men's bathroom 2. Enter an empty stall and lock the door behind you 3. Sit down and drill to your hearts content 4. Admire acquired "nose gold" 5. DO NOT EAT the nose gold 6. Wrap nose gold in toilet tissue 7. Flush said nose gold
mauguster 15
Or 1.) blow your nose like an adult
PrincessPesa 20
Adults do some frightening things.
TheMathMajor 26
8. Wash your hands.
darkforce146 5
The "DO NOT EAT the nose gold" bit made me laugh so hard. Simply brilliant.
crazychick1269 7
I had cornflakes for lunch... Never again
PiXiq111 11
Yeah its called a bathroom...
traze 7
You don't say...
EnterSandman_fml 20
Well, they say everything is bigger in Texas... I guess that includes mucus mounds and your boss's horror level.