Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You found the gold! You should be proud!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
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Comments (151)
ipwnallmen 10
Was it crunchy? Jokes. But, anyone won dering what happening later... please say you dont work in a cafeteria or anything?
False_Stupidity 42
Achievement Unlocked: Cornflake Booger
br0ccoli 15
Vomit.
CRC_101 31
The idea that your car is a place of privacy is quite untrue.
krazykat794 0
That stinks. I know how you feel though. My nose has been stuffed all week. I want to get all that crap out already.
YouPeople_fml 3
life rule #4 ALWAYS assume someone is watching.
vocaloidtiger 12
Honestly, FYL. Everyone picks their nose sometimes, they're just too cool to admit it :3 and I mean, how else are they supposed to get it outta their nose? Blowing your nose doesn't always help, so don't give me that crap /:
asleepingbear 8
Put it in ur belly button for a snack later lol
lolipop1234_fml 7
WTF?
lazypopo 0
Next time use a tissue or at least go somewhere private to dig into your nostril. Could I suggest a bathroom stall maybe?
Dlakerguy13 6
Wasnt that a Seinfeld episode?
CRC_101 31
There's a great one when Seinfield's scratching the side of his nose in his car while at a stop light, and a woman in the car next to him thinks he's picking his nose and she drives away offended. One of the most memorable moments, imo.