Today, it's been 2 years of finally being on the right dosage of thyroid medication and going to the gym. I'm now 130lbs down from my heaviest weight. I just received an unprompted invite to be an event model at a local dungeon that only caters to fat fetishists. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a year of diet and rigorous exercise, I've still gained weight. Confused, I went to my doctor. Apparently I have a thyroid condition he forgot to mention, and therefore haven't been on medication for, thus causing weight gain. FML
Today, even though I diet and go to the gym, due to my hypothyroidism I'm now so overweight that when I went to hospital for an unrelated check up, the gorgeous nurse actually had to press and move around my fat-filled groin to make my penis pop out of its hiding place under the skin. I hate myself. FML
Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, yet another guy friend-zoned me for being overweight when I asked him to hang out. I have Hashimoto's disease and it’s really hard for me to lose weight. I eat decently and take 20 minute walks daily. I wish I could go to an island where less superficial jerks lived so I can have a chance at love. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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Anderling 33
Deep breaths. Yeah, it sucks that those guys don’t know/don’t care about the weight you’ve lost. But that doesn’t matter. What actually matters is that you seem to be healthier and happier with that medication, and that you’re on the right track with weight loss.
anertak 3
I’m so proud of you for losing the weight you have lost! that’s amazing! don’t let that get you down. what I would take from that is they think you’re beautiful enough to be a model!
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Anderling 33
Deep breaths. Yeah, it sucks that those guys don’t know/don’t care about the weight you’ve lost. But that doesn’t matter. What actually matters is that you seem to be healthier and happier with that medication, and that you’re on the right track with weight loss.
anertak 3
I’m so proud of you for losing the weight you have lost! that’s amazing! don’t let that get you down. what I would take from that is they think you’re beautiful enough to be a model!
L0life29 6
Keep doing what you’re doing and use that as more motivation! You’re beautiful!
Sdog 6
This took an entirely different turn that what I was expecting from the first half.
Grunt69 2
How do you even let it get that bad? 😬