Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
You found the gold! You should be proud!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
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Comments (151)
bubo_fml 11
Wear one of those veils like the Russian lady wore in Deuce Bigelow, European Giggalo & keep on goin' for the gold!
fsamslife92 8
So you'd rather walk all the way out to your car where people can see through the windows than go to a bathroom stall where no one can see you?
amanda_say_whutt 9
I guess you should of picked a better time.
bmw535i 0
Hope you weren't looking for a raise anytime soon...
teague95 16
38 - Wtf you're wearing a jean-jacket in the snowy Yukon or where ever the **** the weird photoshopping occurred?
cass210 7
Why on earth would you do it in your car? Glass all around! If you HAVE to do it then the toilet cubicle is the perfect place unless your boss is the type to stick their head over the top of cubicle.
Mercedesbooxoxo 4
Or you could just Blow your nose.
MsConfusedd 27
NOse promotion for you...
TheFirstSamurai 18
At least your boss didn't come over to slap your hand away.
encephalopathy 3
Did it taste like a cornflake too?