Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
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Comments (239)
SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
leprechaun23 15
Let him build something on your boobs
Wisc 0
8- A Lego bra?
kotabones 0
And they don't complain that they're fat and or ugly ever
curlywurly08 4
Yeah. I would definitely choose lego. No doubt about it.
berichsoon 11
Of course Legos, especially after saying "make sweet love" just picture u gf asking: do u wanna make sweet love to me or u gonna keep playing with those things?? Ummm I'm gonna keep playing
TheFinalWub 3
legos over sex? mmmmmmm i must agree to legos.. never too old to play with them and their more entertaining! and dont yell at you...
Nightwing98 22
Doesn't matter, played with legos.
kooochris1995 14
How bout both at the same time? Haha Like her giving him head and him playing with legos. No? Okay ):
mickypequi 13
Maybe it ain't as sweet as she thinks.
zack11742 7
115 my new fantasy hahaha
ninjacapo 2
Perhaps the love makeing was not as sweet as she thought
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Were they Star Wars Legos? Cuz if so then all is understood
klovemachine 24
94 = very funny! You read my mind :)
Jonkbaby 23
one might say you were ****-blocked
welandedonthemoo 5
Lmao @94
kyarush 10
So what makes it so sweet?
D37H100 5
Well what if you happened to roll on them? He's obviously looking out for your safty by playing with them.
user115 0
lmao I got that -188! XD
bassplayer97 0
Well I guess that might mean a couple thing, one your ugly. 2, it's time to get a more mature boyfriend.
DarkHeartAnime 4
Shhh, i have to build our house honey.
DrR 3
What if OP is a guy?
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
Rinat_fml 26
I miss lego! :(
Guren 0
You mad sis?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Im sorry but the child in my heart will always come first. Especially for Legos.
princessAj1 6
Are you fatt?
KiwiKitten 2
My boyfriend and I play Legos together... Try it :)
alstbv12 13
Minecraft classic! Probably the same OP as the boyfriend who decided to play minecraft
EmreArslan 11
I dont think this is an mc classic mc alpha is classic or indev... Lego wasnt founded to make minecraft. Minecraft was indirectly inspired by it (through Infiminer).
The_Troller 14
Anti-joke chicken...
Killer_fel 15
20- You don't get what he is saying. He is saying that this must be the same OP as the one who posted the same FML, but about Minecraft.
FaZeClan 3
Minecraft is the big boy legos:D
Killer_fel 15
Yup! The only reason why I would deny Minecraft or Lego is... Well there is none!
dan13mey 0
What was he making? D:
ladyLALAA 29
His girlfriend angry at him.
runnawaygirl 4
I don't think he needs a Lego version of his pissed off girlfriend when he has he real thing in front of him.
pablopoo 7
180 That is.......halarious.............
jessiejess020 0
#190- hilarious*
ladyLALAA 29
Thank you 190 :)
megladon 0
he was making a girlfriend that didnt say sweet loving
ashtol98 13
PlkgLlkk
lolipop1234_fml 7
Haha my boyfriend chose building a fish tank that took 5 weeks so consider yourself lucky!
thisbitchlys 0
Legos win.
Drigr 9
Coming from one of the very, VERY, few women that can pull off a duckface
elephantom12 9
There is no woman that can pull off a duck face, doing a duck face makes anyone look like a complete jerk off.
crazychick1269 7
Coming from a very, VERY desperate guy on FML
charlotte69er 7
Oh wow u dickfaces I thought she was pretty Ur welcome 7 (:
TheFinalWub 3
97 - suck up
auzz1_pride 9
97, no need to be a kiss ass mate.
charlotte69er 7
I'm not mate
luccmon 6
That's not a duck face. Its a kissy face.
thisbitchlys 0
Quack.
crazychick1269 7
It's a fake picture i've seen it on about 50 twitter accounts
Daiyuki 5
That's.. not.. a duckface o.0? She's just smiling
Wisc 0
Hey, don't dis a man and his Legos. Who knows, he could be making a shrine to you.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Well...legos are pretty awesome..
Shrike 24
"Making sweet love"? I don't blame him. Not only does it sound ******* stupid, you can't force stuff like that. Stop being so high maintenance.
lifeguardd 0
Why are people thumbing down 9 and 11 .. What did they say to hurr OP's feeling.. Some stuff I will never understand.. Most FML users are idiots, sorry,
boopityboppity 11
Newsflash, 63: Most people in the world are stupid. Edit: And... 63's gone. FML wants me to look stupid myself. Fortunately, I need little assistance.
Eiregal2 10
Oh dear, here, I offer you a virtual hug and pat on the back }—(^_^)—{
Daiyuki 5
I don't want that creepy face any closer to me o.o
lolasains 7
Its like in real life minecraft I don't blame him.
hurtandabused 7
True but if u get attacked by monsters I suggest u run
omgcookeys 15
He's probably building a house for the night.
CoolRainbowdash 15
In the summer Lego Minecraft is going to be release. :D
MonsterCommenter 4
I'm sorry for you, but Legos are the bomb-diggigity.
traze 7
Legos or sweet love?!....LEGOSSSSS!!!