Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
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cheeeksss 29
I'm a senior in college and have only stepped foot in my library 3 or 4 times. I just lock myself in my room to study because sometimes I can't stand people.
Batkid217 14
could have told the librarian to quiet down to, you were already being kicked out.
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Comments (35)
Cads1 24
Unlucky
sonasonic 34
It isn't just a lack of luck, but a lack of common sense as well.
cheeeksss 29
I'm a senior in college and have only stepped foot in my library 3 or 4 times. I just lock myself in my room to study because sometimes I can't stand people.
unicornruler 16
Sometimes? More like most of the time for me
JMichael 26
We should create a club. let's call it "Humans Against Humans" or HAH for short.
nix1993 41
I do exactly the same, I would never even attempt to get work done in the library, I just unplug my TV and hole myself up in my room until I'm finished. It drives me crazy when people do nothing but complain about how difficult it is getting work done there, but make no attempt to find somewhere quieter. It's even better when they finish their work and become the people making noise...
TomeDr 25
What did you do? Yell at them to pipe down?
invadermaythe1st 35
Talk about irony.
Batkid217 14
could have told the librarian to quiet down to, you were already being kicked out.
ohSNAPyall 27
Why you gotta harass the librarian?
ZelmaSlayer 30
Ask the librarian to stop being loud.
dagazar 12
You did the right thing OP. Maybe the librarian thought you came in with them?
vikky538 29
Was that librarian a friend of them?
FMLiam 17
That always literally happens to me in class, I feel your pain
SpartyOnWayne 18
That's ironic, OP. Well if got kicked out of the library, you better book it..