Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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Comments (93)
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
coolsteve 0
I'm guessing the OP has Polish genes
WorkThatButt 2
YDI for being Lady Gaga
vynnkalos 0
first of all how did your friend spot that before you? do you ever do your hair or get ready..the average person will see themselves in the mirror at least once a day..was your stache growing to fast? but hey..quite a few women shave or wax..no shame in that..the shame lies in the stache. lose it hun. or go watch anchorman and learn all you can about ron burgendy
jeaniechic 0
lmao. that's a good one!
Gobsnoglin 0
Embrace your heritage and be proud of being Itallian, or middle eastern, whatever.
ColdGold 6
I've noticed that women with a lot of body hair and facial hair also have a good head of hair. So if you have a good head of hair be glad of that and just deal with the hair you don't want.
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, you need different friends.
angry_girl 0
it's a chickstache !
ariverperson 11
I've seen this before,but it was with a seventeen year old girl. fail.