Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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Comments (93)
samantha_durano 6
eww groudy.
unpossible 26
So, OP, I guess you will have to be extra careful when blowing out those birthday candles. From what I understand when the mustache goes up in flames, it takes the nose hair with it.
ILoveBlair 0
Brown girls dont have mustaches. 8-) Asshole.
iamtheplatypus 0
.... o.o rofl...ewwwww caught in a lanslide!
Frank155 5
I hate hairy *******
buttshapedfruit 0
r u Spanish?
vivalagloria_fml 0
Get it waxed. Problem solved.
ukiba 0
I think there is a bit of xxy (chromosomes) happening there. are you really good at football to?
likeomgwhat 0
its natural tons of girls have to shave/bleach their upper lip its not that big of a deal
2gether4ever 0
...was she/he joking?