Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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Comments (93)
fuckyouasshole66 0
go with the charles manson look
zsxwrsd 7
I've seen this one before don't copy shit I hope you don't learn your lesson
ohheykiwi 2
Not that big a deal. Wax it, it's not that painful.
Tahsis 4
It should be too not to, dumb bitch.
darkmis1 18
huh?
Cthulu 0
it should be "too", not "to". Grammar Nazi needs to learn to punctuate.
ALegitNinja 0
What is up with all the grammar Nazis respawning?Is snickerdoodles your Nazi queen? Who gives if we use a wrong form WE ARE ON FML!
lilplaya 0
wow he owned u happy bday
frank_gu 0
i have the same experience!
TrAnMu 0
That friend is the best. Hold him/her and never let them go.
maskedman 9
make sure you use a strangle hold so they know not to talk about your mustache anymore.
BoneDaddy69 0
ha sorry
Cher_GaGa 0
if ur a brunette then your definately not alone! most brunettes get them! plus alls you gotta do is wax.
boatkicker 5
Not only has this been posted before, but in practically the same way. Moustache, becoming a man, actually a teenage girl. I don't mind repeat FMLs, but at least put your own spin on it.