Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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Comments (93)
perdix 31
Now, you can offer Free Mustache Rides (they are always more popular than Free Hugs.) BTW, Happy Bidet!
jonny2x4 0
And perdico hits another one out of the park.
_elly_beth_ 0
Your life is not ******. This happens to many many women. Use bleach or wax or nair or something and get over yourself.
boatkicker 5
But if you go with Nair, test it somewhere else first (they say this on the bottle too, but who reads that? lol), because if your skin has a reaction to it, it's better not to have it on your face. It hurts, and your face is a pretty sensitive area anyways, usually.
Cupcaken 0
you know what, ive got a mustache. I wax it. it sucks for you but you'll learn to live with it.
1love420 0
lmao!!
dugumit 0
yaaaaaaaaaaay maybe you can grow some balls to go along with it.
xxmarlboroxx 0
oh no!!! don't wax or tweeze it!!! give it time and it will fall off or fade!! if you're only 15 then its gonna be really hard to deal with the waxingand crap in school
shalizzz 0
Are you serious? Do you actually think the hair will just go away by itself? How about the hair on your armpits or legs? Are you also expecting for it to fall out/fade? Well, good luck with that......you're in for a looooooooooooooooooong wait....
Byrdd 0
this one is such bullshit. i hate when people try to hard to get on here.
maskedman 9
this FML is super funny to me because I didn't start getting a mustache until I was 22.
Sekococo 0
-.- just shave OP, i make the same joke with one of my female friends and she just wax it weekly it aint that hard. Am sorry that you man genes dominate your women chromo <(XY) .