Anonymous
Smooth
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihatemylife
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Naperville, United States
Half beard
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
inappropes
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised yesterday was my 30th birthday. What made it worse is that my parents forgot, along with my other relatives and friends. No cards, no texts, no calls, no Facebook messages. Nothing. Happy 30th to me. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
harry
Hong Kong
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Top comments
TCRII 30
I’m 55. At 40 I went from not being able to grow facial hair to bald. Lol
Wadlaen 24
I turned 30 last summer, and I'm not able to grow a beard either (even spent five weeks in a coma some years ago, and woke up as beardless as I was before), so I know the feeling..
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Comments (13)
jbuckets_404 39
Women don't usually grow facial hair anyway until after menopause, so don't worry!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Women can have facial hair if they have PCOS.
TheNerveOfHer 4
women without PCOs can also grow facial hair
manlove38 23
Count yourself lucky!
BLACKHEART46101 10
Feel lucky, mine just comes in patches and the bits that grow together are not very good looking.
Jaymail 19
Where does it say the writer of FML is Female? I’m a Male. And if this writer is also Male I think he got off lucky. I got tired of having to shave each morning and finally got electrolysis. To make a long story short I DON’T suggest any other Males go this way.
TheSminty1 17
That's the joke, the joke is deliberately assuming the obviously incorrect gender of the OP. You must be real fun at parties
TCRII 30
I’m 55. At 40 I went from not being able to grow facial hair to bald. Lol
RichardPencil 32
I feel so sorry for you. It's such a pleasure to buy razors and blades and shaving creams and then scraping my face every morning with a sharp metal blade. And you are missing out on the delight of skipping a day and looking like a dirty, homeless bum. Your FOMO is real.
Wadlaen 24
I turned 30 last summer, and I'm not able to grow a beard either (even spent five weeks in a coma some years ago, and woke up as beardless as I was before), so I know the feeling..
ojoRojo 27
I don’t know, I just don’t see that as a bad thing. You’re saving lots of money and time by not having to shave. And a lot people (myself included) don’t even prefer facial hair. Just roll with it!
WistayShlaio82 13
Are you Native American? I’m half Apache, takes me forever to grow a beard
Matthew Irmen 11
Most women would be very happy!