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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

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ncbb5 18

Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.

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iAlissa 34

This is the most American FML I've ever read

CatLady4Lyf 30

"Hold my beer and watch this."

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Beyto7000 20

Flirtin' with disaster.

beeferjay 34

flirtin, more like married with children

HappyItalian 38

Since he was drinking, why did he even have access to all of those things in the first place?

Seabass_Chan 33

Maybe the bad judgement was OP's for not cutting him off and telling him to go to bed.

Schmavid64 13

OP may not necessarily have been with his boyfriend at the time either and only been called from the hospital.

revolvearoundme 15

Why would drinking make you unable to access things you own?

DoomedGemini 38

If you do dangerous or stupid things while intoxicated, it's probably a good idea to make sure you can't get to dangerous things. Yours or not. Something similar is my mother ordered something from tv while still loopy in the hospital-twice. So now she has the rule of whoever is with her has her phone rather than her.

Shay_Shay97 23

That's actually a really good point.

Badkarma4u 17

The beer was probably in his fridge, the ax was probably in his garage and the shotgun shells were probably in his gun cabinet. Why wouldn't he have acess they are in his house?

HappyItalian 38

I meant it mostly as in if I was planning on /really/ drinking, I would make sure there's nothing dangerous in my house which I could easily get to. I would either drink somewhere else or lock all of those things away.

Badkarma4u 17

In the average persons garage, there are lawn mowers, weed trimmers, hedge trimmers, saws, axes, hatchets, hammers nails, screwdrivers and numerous power tools, and flamable liquids. In the kitchen there are all sorts of knives. Poisons, cleaning chemicals. Im pretty sure most people don't lock all those away when they want to have a few beers. Just sayin'

MrPortalFan 21

Lol a quick search on Google could've told him the same thing

CatLady4Lyf 30

"Hold my beer and watch this."

Kieranr10 23

I hope your boyfriends ok but that's just common sense.

TrippingOnAcid 29

You don't mix beer and bad judgement. Beer IS bad judgement.

LostInTheZone11 29

At least your story might have amused the ER.

allforfun 23

Oh I guarantee it did

orios105 18

how AXEpensive. oh, beer, I'm terrible. lol

iAlissa 34

This is the most American FML I've ever read

allforfun 23

As an American I can say this is a small, over publicized sampling of us. As a paramedic, it can say these people keep me employed

riffehunter 16

16 is right, the rest of us are much better at handling our liquor

oceanbrickfire 21

But it's missing NASCAR.

vonvaski 18

#9 *canadian

nash1991 20

Maybe he should have used Old Spice instead of Axe.

Zarcissa 34

I think he used the tool, not the horribly stinky deodorant.

nash1991 20

I know, that was the joke...

slavka012 11

Thanks, Cap!

xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

#13 facepalm