Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML. OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.
ZeeBest86 6
Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.
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Comments (79)
mintcar 10
Hmm...well you're just going to have to suck it up and allow them to come to the party. He's not going to have much fun if you uninvite his friends.
ImRickJamesBish 0
Well they are HIS friends. Stop going around them and stop letting them around you. Tell your bf that his friends are too disrespectful. If he continues to let them be that way towards you get rid of him too.
Trace01m 11
This one. Tell your man his.friend said shit. Either he is a stand up guy and sets it right, or you go find a new man who will treat you right.
no1fan4lsutigers 0
don't feel bad his friends are just jealous! they want him to be as miserable as them
AbelAbel 1
I had friends like that before who tried to break me up. It's hilarious. Once one of the got a girlfriend he left us alone.
BridgetFrost 0
Boys. Ugh.
Immersion 0
i disagree
DocBastard 40
You're dating the guy, not his friends. However, he should be chivalrous enough to defend you and tell them to shut the **** up.
perdix 31
When your defense is throwing around the dollar signs, it practically proves their point. Being a good girlfriend is not about the money you spend. It's about the fun and the sex añd, above all, the sammiches.
Immersion 0
muchos gracias
LightningLadyy 0
I read it as "One of my boyfriends..." and that threw me off O.o
amazon284 3
Spending money on people doesn't make you a friendly, kind, good person. Just sayin'.
readblink 1
Cut your losses and dump him now. If he's complaining about you and citing his friends, he's probably considering or even planning to dump you soon anyway.
corlon 1
Tell ur boyfriend his friend is a duchbag and its u or him!!
bittersweet25 3
Never make the boyfriend choose sides...it never comes out well