Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
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DjeePee 25
It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML. OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.
ZeeBest86 6
Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.
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Comments (79)
Inhumanfrost 0
There isn't enough info to say much.
RosiePatosie 0
What a bunch of jerks. Some people will never be satisfied.
gnrgirl09 0
Is he complaining to his friends and saying those things? If you're boyfriend loves you and respects you, he will tell his friends to back down. And if you can why not cancel the party.. Hoping you can still get a refund and just spend that money on something nice for you and your boyfriend to do?
rowbot4 0
I don't think she has a time machine..
Wazilla 0
#29 it doesnt say her boyfriend just her boyfriend's friend not him himself
FerrariCake 2
The guy that's ranting sounds like he's a little hormonal. Maybe it's that time of the month for him, and maybe he has strong feelings for your boyfriend... and he sees you as competition.
rattusrattus 19
If he knew you were in earshot then he has worse social skills than me. I reiterate this. Even the Social Incompetant Nutcase knows to be discrete. If he didn't - well, eavesdroppers never hear anything nice about themselves.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Throwing a party doesn't make you a good gf. It's one incident. What are you like every other day? I've learned that people who keep a running tab of all they've done or spent tend not to be kind people. Whether or not you're a bitch, your bf should defend you. His friends don't have to like you but everyone should respect your relationship.
gogokira 5
$200 is a lot of money to spend.. and if you keep a budget you kind of need to keep tabs on how much you spend..
marriiee_fml 0
not like you wouldnt have spent $200 without them there. big whoopie
FairyTales_fml 6
they don't have to like you, only your boyfriend has too :)
freshx_fml 6
well. what have you done LATELY?